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jennittles: buggy-love: cliffe: apogee-reaper: ceruleancresce...

Fri, 01 Jun 2012 00:27:24 -0600

buggy-love:

cliffe:

apogee-reaper:

ceruleancrescent:

cloakedmedic:

HOLY FUCK

FAK

-SCREECHES-

BCFEOUBEOUBOEBDOEVBCFOWBOUEBFCOUEBFCOUEOUASBOEF.

lifeinthefastlaine: lifeinthefastlaine: Maybelline...

Thu, 31 May 2012 15:37:27 -0600

lifeinthefastlaine:

lifeinthefastlaine:

Maybelline “Confidence” ads. SO happy with how the colors in these turned out in printing and matting. To clarify, these are not real Maybelline ads, they were created for an advertising class.

EDIT: This is important. This means a lot to me. I legitimately believe a huge mistake was made today.

These ads were a part of my portfolio into the advanced advertising program at my school. About half of the people who apply get in. I got into the first two creative classes, intro and intermediate, and I was confident I would get into advanced… especially after I posted these on tumblr and in a matter of a few hours got THOUSANDS of notes with people saying that they loved them, most people even believing they were real advertisements and not something a 21 year old student made for class.

The only reservation I had was that my portfolio was being judged by two older men. Two men who have never worn makeup in their lives. Two men who would probably not even begin to understand what this campaign means. Two men who have never been under societal pressures to wear makeup, but then being told they’re insecure for doing so.

Those reservations might have been founded, as evidenced by the fact that I did not get in. I was rejected. I got over 5,500 notes on these ads in 24 hours, yet I was rejected for not being good enough. I can’t finish the program, and I have to figure out where to go from here.

Now to the good stuff: Tumblr is amazing. Everyone who has reblogged this, whether your comments were negative or positive, is amazing. I find it truly astounding that these have gotten so much attention. These, which are advertisements selling you something, something people inherently dislike. I am humbled, shocked, and grateful. This is the first time since I’ve been in advertising that I felt like I was doing something right… that maybe, just maybe, I could make it in this industry and make a positive change.

Those dreams were squashed today. I cried, and I complained. I’m angry — but not at myself like I thought I would be. I feel they made a mistake. I refuse to believe that I’m in the bottom 50% of the people who applied. I deserve to be in that program, and I know it. Thousands of people can’t be wrong that this is a good idea. An idea that MEANS something, and idea that resonates with many people. 2 older, conventional men can absolutely be wrong when it comes to judging what makes a good makeup ad.

Here’s where you come in. Let’s make them regret their decision. Reblog this, like it, comment on it, whatever. Let’s get this attention… so much attention that they can’t ignore it. While the decisions are most likely final, I want to make them think twice. I want them to look back, and believe that they fucked up. If it doesn’t even benefit me personally, I want them to think about how fair a panel of 2 male judges is when it comes to evaluating work done by women, for an audience that consists of predominantly people who identify as women.

So let’s do this. They fucked up; I deserved to be accepted. I know it, and I have a feeling you guys know it too.

sonicscrewdriving: pistolwhippinzombies: thelilnan: teratomart...

Thu, 31 May 2012 15:26:26 -0600

sonicscrewdriving:

pistolwhippinzombies:

thelilnan:

teratomarty:

Otters Chasing A Butterfly

I am physically unable to avoid reblogging these otters.

omg

go otters go

The noises I just made.

AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA

Photo

Thu, 31 May 2012 05:10:26 -0600

p33p: awkwardbirds: Yes....

Thu, 31 May 2012 05:09:52 -0600

p33p:

awkwardbirds:

Yes. Good.

PHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHTHRHRSLNA

sarenarterius: lucidivalidi: D: I forgot what I was talking...

Thu, 31 May 2012 05:07:36 -0600

sarenarterius:

lucidivalidi:

D:

I forgot what I was talking about, so here’s a picture of Thane with a pancake on his head

nogoodturkey: because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW...

Thu, 31 May 2012 05:06:43 -0600

nogoodturkey:

because we all know thor’s theme song is I THREW IT ON THE GROUND

One of my friends on facebook shared this with me. Gotta say I...

Thu, 31 May 2012 00:35:44 -0600

One of my friends on facebook shared this with me. Gotta say I cannot stop laughing. :D

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Wed, 30 May 2012 11:06:25 -0600

theghostbustier: criminallyincompetent: commanderdudebro: crim...

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:57:56 -0600

theghostbustier:

criminallyincompetent:

commanderdudebro:

criminallyincompetent:

typette:

conradverner:

krazykitsune:

EVERYONE.

PLEASE STOP FOR A MOMENT TO ACKNOWLEDGE THAT THIS IS A PICTURE OF MALCOM REYNOLDS AND COMMANDER SHEPARD HANGING OUT.

Mal is giving Shep a few lessons on how to be a fucking awesome captain. Shep you better be writing this shit down you will never get this chance again.

This is one facial expression away from being the cover for a gay romance novella.

what do you mean away from

i mean that Mark should be looking ever-so-subtly slightly to his right

and smiling coyly

Look, I know that this means nothing to anyone but me and maybe a few people that live in the same area, but

Both of these men are from Edmonton. On a lucky day I might walk into a bar and see them having drinks together in my city. (Nathan regularly comes home to visit his parents who are both retired teachers)

:3 Kitty~

Wed, 30 May 2012 10:56:27 -0600

:3 Kitty~

Wed, 30 May 2012 02:18:41 -0600

[Flash 10 is required to watch video.]

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Wed, 30 May 2012 02:13:05 -0600

fat-birds: Cuban Tody by Dave 2x on Flickr.

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:19:02 -0600

fat-birds:

Cuban Tody by D ave 2x on Flickr.

phyta: ti-ger: perfect wish i have this in my house

Tue, 29 May 2012 15:10:12 -0600

phyta:

ti-ger:

perfect

wish i have this in my house

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Tue, 29 May 2012 14:57:27 -0600

ybfan666: magicbunni: pwennies: whatisagorman: for those not...

Tue, 29 May 2012 14:52:47 -0600

ybfan666:

magicbunni:

pwennies:

whatisagorman:

for those not familiar with norse mythology, our bud loki once turned into a mare and got sexed by a giant stallion named svathilfari and produced sleipnir, an 8-legged horse

he also did it with a giant and she had three children- A giant fucking snake, A giant fucking dog, and an zombie chick

He’s very open-minded.

Or very open-legged.

thunderforhire: [x]

Tue, 29 May 2012 14:51:45 -0600

thunderforhire:

[x]

paisley-rose: Caracal Kittens

Tue, 29 May 2012 14:46:27 -0600

paisley-rose:

Caracal Kittens

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Tue, 29 May 2012 14:46:16 -0600